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• 05:27 good morning. #
• 07:19 check book is balanced. time to hit the road. #
• 08:33 Sound check complete. Warm up/practice has begun. #
• 09:20 Band is ready. Preservice music has begun. #
• 09:34 Time to start. Lets go! God, your grace is enough! #
• 09:36 kidmo projector needs a new lamp this week #
• 09:38 Making sure the teaching table/chair is in back #
• 09:39 Robbie Seay’s wonderful cross. Love this song! #
• 09:44 With or without you adlib. Nice touch. #
• 09:49 My chains are gone. Think about that for a minute. To quote @yeloodekul Suck on that satan! #
• 09:53 Rocking community time with some DC talk jesus freak #
• 09:57 Your love is strong, but Kevin’s stomach is weak… Down a guitar part. #
• 10:02 Next up @yeloodekul who didn’t wait for the bumper or check his mic. Should be interesting. #
• 10:05 Student camp stories are awesome. #
• 10:10 Journey big student ministries is on fire this summer. #
• 10:23 Walking around Journey Church as a reminder that this is bigger than the auditorium. #
• 10:27 Luke is doing an awesome job! #
• 10:38 All of us are considered extremely valuable in God’s eyes. #
• 10:40 All of us are lost and need to be found. #
• 10:42 God celebrates when we are reunited with Him. #
• 10:45 Man do I wish we video recorded. @yeloodekul was dancing! #
• 10:46 God celebrates when we are reunited with Him. #
• 10:52 Imagine how different everything would be he we "saw the church" and bought the field. #
• 10:56 Journey church live twitter is over. #
• 11:43 If you are gonna get spinner rims why wouldn’t you get four before you put them on your crappy car? #
• 11:46 Waiting on train so I can get to my driveway. #
• 11:56 @tomplanck twitpic.com/2y8f – it was nice of him to cut up your pancakes that looks really good! #
• 11:57 500. #
• 14:48 @yeloodekul how in the world did you get them to give you the unlock code? #
• 20:34 my daughter is now sending me and my wife text messages. from her bedroom. #
• 23:25 night #

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• 09:20 Out and about with the birthday girl and family. #
• 11:52 Movie projector hard drive crashed. #
• 12:02 Just have to survive a thirty minute wait. potty run. #
• 12:14 Wall-e better be worth this wait. #
• 14:26 Go see Wall-e! #
• 15:49 stopped at home to refresh. picking up pizza on the way to the grandparents for cake and ice cream #
• 16:27 Picking up some snappy tomato. #
• 19:40 @yeloodekul Last check i had almost 100 since friday. #
• 19:41 Still need to get media build done. #
• 20:05 @yeloodekul you tell me, did @tomplanck copy you on the podcast pdf? that is all I have. #
• 20:55 @yeloodekul did I read emails right that we can leave the auditorium setup this weekend? #
• 22:22 @tomplanck enjoy it! and take care of my iPhone #
• 22:23 @RickCaffeinated I’m glad you were never a 12 year old girl. #
• 22:28 ah yes July 4 is approaching, and the rednecks around me are right on time. good night. #

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• 06:15 TGIF #
• 06:27 not gonna make my 8 meeting. need to get gas and there is a long train going by… #
• 08:59 if you can’t solve a trouble ticket but can legitimately pass it to another group it is a success #
• 09:00 helped a user this morning with his "TPS ftp" hope he includes the cover page #
• 12:34 Glenn Beck is returning to the Cincinnati Airwaves on Monday! tinyurl.com/6ad3az #
• 14:17 friday afternoon office has become a combat zone #
• 15:00 Headed Home #
• 16:06 @jreighley yes it is. we are used to hearing our own voice inside our head. our recorded voice is what others hear. #
• 16:07 @RickCaffeinated that kinda looks scary #
• 16:07 home at last. and all the whole family is finally back together (minus the furry one) #
• 16:54 @tomplanck twitpic.com/2uy6 – that’s just a bunch of singles! what is that $42 #
• 17:11 Just in case you had a bad day… tinyurl.com/yq4uvd #
• 18:09 Reading: "MondayMorningInsight.com > What if Worship was like an NBA Game?" (tinyurl.com/5hrxhq) #
• 18:52 dinner is cleaned up, chillin on the couch with @jaelyrae #

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• 06:10 dog out and feed, time for a shower #
• 07:25 let dog out for after meal ‘trip’, ipod sync’d and ready to hit the road – hoping there isn’t a big pool of oil under my car this morning #
• 10:36 payday tomorrow, budget committee meeting tonight tinyurl.com/4x8ld #
• 10:58 @timastevens looking forward to some great content, you need to podcast more #
• 20:06 @tomplanck appreciate it #
• 20:07 waiting for 2 kids to get home from VBS #

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• 00:16 need to stop searching for vacation ideas and go to bed #
• 07:19 dog out and feed and out again. I am off to fight my way to the office. What ever happened to that "beam me up" technology? #
• 11:17 I just sold @tomplanck car on craigslist! cha-ching! #
• 11:19 @tomplanck just struck me as funny that you are selling everyone elses stuff #
• 12:17 trying to find a rescue to take our dog #
• 12:22 @alplanck I can drop her off. how am I mean by trying to find a no kill shelter? I could just take the easy way out and run up to Trenton. #
• 12:48 @tomplanck totally agree #
• 12:49 @kelpta I would but we have put some serious $ into this animal and would like someone to take advantage of it, but I could call my b-i-l #
• 12:51 @kelpta maybe someone where you work would like it #
• 13:00 @alplanck you don’t need an iPhone to tweet, it just makes it easier #
• 13:15 @jaelyrae woohoo! you rock! #
• 13:29 @kelpta i prefer cats too, but they are less friendly in the allergy department #
• 16:13 Homeward bound #
• 17:01 made it home, got a few sprinkles here and there. what is the rain that you ppl are talking about? #
• 17:28 a walmarting we must go #
• 18:51 dinner time #
• 21:58 just finished changing the oil and air filter on my car. are air filters supose to have a black stripe on them? #
• 22:14 i promise to change my oil again sooner than 14500 miles #
• 22:22 Good Night #

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• 05:24 who let the dog out, or wait it was me. time to grab a shower #
• 06:28 dog out a second time, gotta get on the road #
• 07:22 Drive not bad this morning. Good thing i didn’t listen to the traffic reports, complete opposite driving experience. #
• 08:54 Gonna be a busy day. #
• 18:30 watching spongebob season 2 disc 1 as rewards for someone wearing underwear and using the big potty – no poo yet but no accidents yet either #
• 20:50 @jaelyrae at least your not a sprinkler #

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• 05:17 Busy day today. Hoping work won’t be #
• 07:30 Ugh! Traffic bad. Check engine light on. #
• 11:12 Lunch #
• 13:31 At dr appt with @jaelyrae #
• 16:51 @yeloodekul since I haven’t gotten a phone call I am assuming that mine is not invoulved #
• 16:59 @yeloodekul The Journey PR Department is on the phone with my wife now. Thanks @alplanck !!! #
• 17:13 if you are considering a Nokia 3555 – pass on it! they suck. not even 14 hours of battery life. July 11th – must you terry so long #
• 19:27 had my first call with my life/health coach, starting slow but have a definite goal in mind #
• 19:42 time to pick up and return kids #
• 22:38 @yeloodekul twitpic.com/2ox7 – tinyurl.com/5bhf7l #
• 22:38 sleeping #

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You have probably seen the news today that George Carlin died. I couldn’t find a clip of his standup that I felt comfortable having on my blog so here is one of my favorites of the many roles he filled.

YouTube: Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure
unfortunately, based upon his own commentary I think it can be said that he is not in a better place.

• 06:09 dog is out and feed, time to get ready #
• 07:34 Setting up church #
• 09:20 J H B sounds great this morning. Pre service music has begun. #
• 09:30 Time to start. Where is the band? #
• 09:35 Celebrate jesus is alive! #
• 09:38 Salvation is here! I love this song. #
• 09:48 Luke is rocking the announcements. #
• 09:51 People are still coming in. I hope everyone comes to the picnic! #
• 09:57 Club456 & BSM dismissed. Video playing. Brian is up next. #
• 10:00 Vintage Jesus bumper is one of my favorites, Brian is on stage. #
• 10:04 The picnic crew has begun grilling. #
• 10:09 Miracles of Provision. Feeding of 5000. #
• 10:14 Concret vs possibility. What do you have for Jesus to work with? #
• 10:16 Miracles of Healing. The man at the pool. #
• 10:18 Freedom from Bondage. Do you want to get well? #
• 10:20 Freedom from Death. Lazarus. #
• 10:22 Miracles of Life. #
• 10:23 It’s never too late for Jesus to bring life to our lives. #
• 10:27 @tomplanck 100+ in the auditorium. #
• 10:30 It’s never too late for Jesus to bring life to our lives. #
• 10:33 Brian just finished. Acoustic version of Here I Am to Worship. #
• 10:35 Be sure to check out the sermon podcast this week! #
• 10:39 Hope to see y’all at the picnic! #
• 10:40 Tear it down people! #
• 11:11 Auditorium is cleared. I am sweaty. Time to picnic! #
• 11:24 Pulling away from LEHS. Don’t tweet and drive! #
• 11:31 Remember when $25 was a full tank of gas. #
• 12:45 James made the day. Chipotle Tabasco burgers! #
• 13:24 Why are kids sacred of slides until you force them down. Them they won’t quit. #
• 14:03 3rd Journey picnic. First rain out. #
• 14:53 Journey picnic is over. Site is cleared. Awesome job Beth! #
• 18:12 Rescue me from the mire, do not let me sink tinyurl.com/3rl87a #

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YouTube: back to the future manure chase
Got the following blurb in an email from my mom today. This is about a relative that I was really close to growing up – names are removed to protect the innocent dirty.

We said a prayer of thanks giving in church this morning for [relative]. Farming accident this past week involving tank manure spreader and tractor going into open pit manure pit. The back window on tractor cab was open and filled with manure so fast that [they] should not have
been able to get out. Nose and mouth plugged with manure, was able to get on top of tractor and up to air, but not get out of the pit with out help. Took two heavy wrecker 3 hours to get the tractor and spreader out of the pit. [Relative] and Family were in church today for the first time in a very long time as a family. God could have picked a cleaner wake up call. Family does not know if the tractor can be saved at this point in time.

Yuck!
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