mike utech dot com

Saw this on Rick’s site so I borrowed it.

Three nicknames that you have had: Mike, StanLee, Brick
Three things you like about yourself: giving, emotional, geek
Three things you don’t like about yourself: emotional, forgetful, fat
Three things that scare you: my imagination, suspense, failure
Three of your everyday essentials: shower, Diet Coke, hugs and kisses
Three things you are wearing right now: shirt, shorts, glasses
Three of your favorite bands growing up: Metallica, Megadeth, Nine Inch Nails
Two truths and a lie: I have no idea what to put here, I really have no idea, I am too shy
Three things you can’t do without: Diet Coke, High Speed Internet Access, My Family
Three things you most certainly can do without: Office Politics, commuting, liberals
Three places you want to go on vacation: NYC, Australia, Ecuador
Three things you want to do before you die: Sky Dive, buy Janet a diamond ring, get a college degree

OSHKOSH: SS1’s ONLY EXTENDED STOP BEFORE NASM

The public’s best chance for an up-close view of SpaceShipOne (SS1), the world’s first private suborbital spacecraft, is EAA AirVenture Oshkosh 2005 July 25-31. The following week SS1’s mother ship, White Knight, will carry the record-setting craft for the last time to its final home, the Smithsonian National Air and Space Museum’s (NASM) Milestones of Flight Gallery in Washington, D.C.

Hey Brian, can you snap me a picture of this when you are in my hometown next month?

I got this email from a friend at work, I like it.

WOULDN’T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR ANY U.S. PRESIDENT, DEMOCRAT OR REPUBLICAN GIVE THE FOLLOWING SPEECH?
…
My Fellow Americans: As you all know, the defeat of Iraq regime has been completed.
Since congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our mission in Iraq is complete.
This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American forces from Iraq. This action will be complete within 30 days. It is now to begin the reckoning.
Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the names of countries which have stood by our side during the Iraq conflict. This list is short. The United Kingdom, Spain, Bulgaria, Australia, and Poland are some of the countries listed there.
The other list contains everyone not on the first list. Most of the world’s nations are on that list. My press secretary will be distributing copies of both lists later this evening.
Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to those nations on List 2 ceases immediately and indefinitely. The money saved during the first year alone will pretty much pay for the costs of the Iraqi war.
The American people are no longer going to pour money into third world Hellholes and watch those government leaders grow fat on corruption.
Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call France.
In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect this money toward solving the vexing social problems we still have at home. On that note, a word to terrorist organizations. Screw with us and we will hunt you down and eliminate you and all your friends from the face of the earth.
Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France, or maybe China.
I am ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with France, Germany, and Russia. Thanks for all your help, comrades. We are retiring from NATO as well. Bon chance, mes amis.
I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the many UN diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two unpaid parking tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped, shredded and crushed. I don’t care about whatever treaty pertains to this. You creeps have tens of thousands of unpaid tickets. Pay those tickets tomorrow or watch your precious Benzes, Beamers and limos be turned over to some of the finest chop shops in the world. I love New York.
A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List 2. Since we are likely to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to try not pissing us off for a change.
Mexico is also on List 2. President Fox and his entire corrupt government really need an attitude adjustment. I will have a couple extra tank and infantry divisions sitting around. Guess where I am going to put em? Yep, border security.
Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA treaty - starting now.
We are tired of the one-way highway. Immediately, we’ll be drilling for oil in Alaska - which will take care of this country’s oil needs for decades to come. If you’re an environmentalist who opposes this decision, I refer you to List 2 above: pick a country and move there. They care.
It is time for America to focus on its own welfare and its own citizens. Some will accuse us of isolationism. I answer them by saying, “darn tootin.”
Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent life around the world has only earned us the undying enmity of just about everyone on the planet. It is time to eliminate hunger in America. It is time to eliminate homelessness in America. To the nations on List 1, a final thought. Thank you guys. We owe you and we won’t forget.
To the nations on List 2, a final thought: You might want to learn to speak Arabic.
God bless America. Thank you and good night.
If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you are reading it in English, thank a soldier.

Well I have MediaShout V3 up and running, in fact Hopewell is using it right now. Got the video issue resolved, it was a driver issue - go figure. I need to go get some sleep now… (see title)

“You are creeping me out”

Tonight after our gathering I headed back to Hamilton and stopped by Kroger to get some liquid energy, they had DC for $.88 earlier this week. Well the sale was over and since I am short on the $ till payday I picked up some BigK for $.59/2Liter.
As I walked out of the store I took a few things back to the library box that I still had in the car and overhead one of the baggers comment about only him and another guy were the only two to bring in all the carts.
So without saying a word I started pushing carts into the store. After the second line of carts I started getting looks. And once the guy noticed that I was continuing he kept a watchful eye on me. At one point he even asked, “Do you work here?”
“Nope.” As I pushed more carts up to the store. After I finished getting all the carts from around the perimeter of the lot, I went back to the cart corals and started pushing another line of carts to the store.
“Why are you doing this”
“Need some exercise, nothing else to do right now.”
“You are creeping me out, why would a customer be so nice”
“Well, I work at the data center, but I’ll give you the other reason in a minute”
So as I pushed the last three carts in the lot up to the front of the store I handed Clayton a Journey card.
As I walked back from where the carts were stacked up I was greeted with a big smile. I shook Clayton’s hand and told him to have a great night.
Got in the car and drove home to where I am now enjoying my Big K Diet Citrus Drop on the rocks.

Our days are mundane.
Our lives aren’t small.
LIVE BIG!